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-Sketches from Hell-
(made during a journey down there...)
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b'ger ..,:o o:.. o:..o;... o:... o:...
[kicking butts]
The rules are quite simple:
You score one point for each guy you send in the boiling mud.
You score three more points if you kick what's left of his brain
out of his skull.
You get disqualified if you kick an other part of the 'body'
than the butt.
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[dancing demons]
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[Hell wouldn't be that bad if you
didn't HAVE to watch soccer on tv]
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to be continued...
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[a bride to kiss]
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"mirror gentle mirror, which is the most
beautifull ascii-drawing on the Net?"
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[What You See Is What You Get]
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[ ...and this one is for Joan (jgs)too]
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/__| "Why should I keep the initials
___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use?
/ \ They call themself 'ascii artists'...
/ \/\ What a joke! just a bunch of lunatics.
/ /\ \/ ) C'm on this is not ART, so why bother
\_\| | / signing the stupid thing?"
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[I discovered why initials regularly
disappear from our drawings]
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Life is a beach!--------------------------------------------------
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Many thanks to Veronica Karlsson for the 'robbery'.
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C \ Naaah, I'm not ready yet...
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[if Napoleon hadn't been beaten at Waterloo
we'd all be speaking French on the web]
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,\, # joris bellenger (b'ger)
|/ ? e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl
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/__/\ \____
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