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[Pandora's box .2]



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                               ~~~~~~~
                        ~~~~~~~~~   ~~~~



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[for Joan Stark/spunk1111]




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                          /_. '                      |_____________________ 





   "AAARRrrrggghhh! Back Evil! You can't stop my quest
    for The Holly Ascii..IVANOHHHEEEEE"


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[Beware of Bugs!]
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                                        |__________________|
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                  /    _________    |_________'___o_o| b'ger
                 /    /:::::::::|
                     '=========='



[KO!]


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[A million little Chinees]


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           ===      ===      ===      ===      ===      ===




[OK, I'll draw 'number seven' for you too]


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           ===



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                "I definitely think we're in trouble..."




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[Crocodile of the Nile]


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                                             '-./_._.--'
                             ~~        ~~~ ~             b'ger



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       |/  ?        SEE YA!
       | ~ )\       -------
       /_ /\ \____  joris bellenger (b'ger)
            ~_/   \ e-mail: svzanten@xs4all.nl